Wishing All YLRL Members and their Families a very Blessed Christmas
There is a new net for our YLRL members. Please go to the YLRL Net page for more information.
Merry Christmas To My Female Friends
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do
I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you
And deliver some things just inside your front door
Things you have lost, but treasured before.
I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.
I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted
So things now suspended need not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.
I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin.
You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells,
And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.
No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes,
No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.
Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny,
From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.
You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid,
You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.
I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle,
And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa. I'm simply just me,
The matronest of matrons you ever did see.
I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got,
But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.
Even though we've grown older, this wish is sincere,
Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.
Save the Earth It is the only planet with chocolate
Please check out the Upcoming Event's page. This will have upcoming events for the current month. This page will only work if everyone sends me the information. Unfortunately, I have not heard from Victoria SV2KBS so all information is very welcome and helpful.
Welcome to your new Young Ladies Radio League website. In a collaborative effort with the expertise and time of South Africa, Yvonne ZR6TBL and Marianne ZS6ANA and Canada Val VE5AQ as well as the board of YLRL. We hope you will find it a useful resource for information about your organization.
YLRL is an organization for women with amateur radio licenses and like radio itself, extends to women all over the world. On this website you can learn about the organization, acknowledge our fore-mothers, purchase items to show your pride and connection, find out the latest information about contests and special events, and stay updated on happenings with our members.
Come often, use the site as a tool. Let us know what you want to see here, what works and what doesn't.. Create your log-in and begin exploring.!
Many thanks to the past officers for all their hard work and welcome to all the new officers that have now stepped up to the plate.
Linda Metz KC8PKY
To All Our